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Sunday, Nov 22, 2009

Well I decided to givemy Wii another chance

What games should I get?

I have...

Warioware

Super Mario Galaxy

Trauma Center Second Opinion

Trauma Center New Blood

Zelda TP

Mario Party 8

Wii Music

Animal Crossing

Super Smash Bros Brawl

Mario Kart Wii

Any suggestions?

Saturday, Nov 21, 2009

You voted for it! Take A Ballroom Dancing Lesson With Master Cheif!

The fat man jiggled and bounced as he ate hit rats and cookies.

"Ahh, you must Take A Ballroom Dancing Lesson With Master Cheif as so the masses inquired"

Upset, you leave for the ballroom dancing studio, only to find master chief crying outside.

"Oh thank goodness your here!" Master chief cries "I can't dance and I have a date. A date with the most beautiful girl in te world. Samus Aran" Master Chief sits there and day dreams for a second until you snap him out of it.

"oh right. Lets go in" You walk in and begin the lesson

You begin to dance but he trips you

then you trip him

he dips you but drops you

then throws you out the window on the lift

then he lifts you, sees food, drops you and runs off

he comes back and you force him to dance

"One one two two one one two two" Master Chief whispers. Each time stepping on your feet. You get angry and push yourself away you point to your now bloody feet.

"Oh, im sorry, my metal suit is so clunky, here let me take it off." He presses the button on his suit, and off goes his suit.

You cant believe you eyes he is actually...

A. Your Twin

B. Mario

C. The Most Beautiful Woman In The World

D. A mutates swine, the cause of swine flu and he can fly and has superpowers

VOTE NOW!

Saturday, Nov 14, 2009

"Here you are my children, If nobody else is around, we may get started" I say, checking the area for outside forces.

"No, okay we are safe." I press a red button nearby and the floor starts to dissolve, recede, and rot.

"Stay calm! We will land safley!" As we continue to fall, you scream, but nobody can hear you. We are about to smash into the ground but stop mere inches from the ground. We are suspended in midair.

"Okay, no slowly decend." I instruct. I decend slowly and you don't do it right, and fall flat on your face.

"Good job cadet, you stink at this..." I help you up and walk you over.

"Okay, I'm going to send you to the Master." I whisper. But you cock your head in confusion.

"He's in here." I inquire, opening a door for you. A fat man with his love handles hanging over the edge of the seat with pizza, cookies, cake, etc in his flabs.

"Aye, I see you are here." The man gurgles, eating some random mouse.

"You don't say much do you?" You shake your head 'no'. The fat man continues to eat.

"Okay, so you have two missions, I will give you four choices, the choice most picked by you and the other cadets will be your mission.

A. Go Save Mario Who Is Within The Bowels Of A Pirhana Plant.

B. Take A Ballroom Dancing Lesson With Master Cheif

C. Take A Ride In The Cannon That Munchgun Mentioned In His Latest Blog

D. Take A Perilous Journey Over Seas To Austrailia And I Will Instruct You What To Do When You Get There

VOTE NOW! THE MOST VOTED WILL BECOME THE NEXT INSTALLATION IN THIS STORY!

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