"Attention all shoppers. CNET appears to have misplaced their journalistic integrity. If you happen upon it, please return it to the Lost & Found. Thank you for shopping."
What's that, sir? You found it, but it's been destroyed? Broken into a hundred pieces, you say. Oh, dear.
Perhaps CNET can buy another, then. I hear they're doing quite well for themselves. Revenue from advertising, or somesuch.
Oh? You mean you can't BUY this "journalistic integrity"?
...well, then. Isn't that a pickle.
