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Wednesday, Aug 9, 2006

NO, I dont like Steven Seagal. He always plays the same boring character, who just change his name from movie to movie. And does he have an eye problem? 

"Oh look at me, im Steven Seagal, want an autograph?
I never trow the first punch and I always walk the boring line of peace. But if you slap me I'll turn you insideout with my amazing Aikido! So watch out!!!... did i mention my name was Steven Seagal?!"


turd.


Watch him here!

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Omg! You're a messenger of truth!
Posted Aug 9, 2006 1:48 pm PT
Yea what Daniel said
Posted Aug 9, 2006 7:00 pm PT
Posted Aug 9, 2006 9:25 pm PT
Posted Aug 9, 2006 9:58 pm PT
I´ll guess you saw the movie with him yesterday
hahah...you´re so funny!
Posted Aug 10, 2006 12:13 am PT
lol
Posted Aug 10, 2006 7:18 am PT
the man wasted a group of seals with his bear hands (family guy parody)
Posted Aug 10, 2006 5:58 pm PT
HAHA. Remember that episode
"you steal our land and eat our fish, you should be removed from this place" (camera zooms out reaviling he's talking to a group of seals) and the sealwhooping begins.

Since we're such fans of the seagull, check out his site
http://www.stevenseagal.com/

Posted Aug 10, 2006 6:47 pm PT
Ah man! Is he playing music now?!
Posted Aug 10, 2006 10:52 pm PT
lol this is great stuff good job heres something random to enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU2K7679LyI&mode=related&search=
Posted Aug 12, 2006 8:32 am PT
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