These are some of the reasons I want to get out of America. Were like the most idiotic race out there.

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11.Only in America.....Will you go to a restraunt in seaworld and ask for bandaids and get mayonise

EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click .."?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

------------------ In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) (Ok, It was supposed to be translated as " to be used for intended use only" basically what it means is don't use your food processor as a wood chipper people. lol)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Twilight. The most romantic, suspenceful, poetic piece of writing I've read this decade. If you haven't read it yet, I strongly suggest you do. But to those of you who have read it, theres going to be a movie and I have found the perfect Bella and Edward-

Bella-

Theres just something about Emily that makes her perfect for this role. This was also Stephenie Meyer's (the author)chocie for Bella. Anyone else like Danielle Panabaker or Ellen Page or Alexis Beldel, just don't have the "feel", I can only see Danielle as a disney star. Ellen is short and reminds me of Alex Borstein for some reason. And Alexis will always be Rory Gilmore to me, plus her voice is a bit boring and lagging for this role (not to mention shes too old to do this part).

Edward-

Now this guy I can see as Edward. And again he was one of Stephenie's choice after her other one (Henry Cavill) became too old for the role. But this dude has a mysticle look on him, not to mention he is extremely attractive, lol. Loads of people want Gaspard Ulliel to be Edward. But theres a few problems with that, hes french, and he played hannibal in Hannibal Rising so while I'm watching Twilight, I don't want to picture him eating some human. Anways, I just really want him as Edward.

Yep, thatconcert was a-m-a-z-i-n-g. It was a really awesome place too, small, but good enough for us to get to the front of the stage, hehe. Loads of drunk people talking to us, lol. I was like "Uh, hi...." lol. Two bands played before Within Temptation, they were "Forgive the Fallen" and "The Dear & Departed", forgive the fallen was really good, but they reminded me a lot of Flyleaf (which is a good thing, lol), later on after they were finished, me and my friend went to the back of the room and relized we were standing right next to the lead singer, lol. So that was really cool. I only got to take pics. and videos with my celly though The other band The dear & Departed were great too, my friend kept screaming "I love you!" to the lead guitarist. Haha. So heres for you-

You know you love him...maybe even more than Brian...lol. Jk

And it was even funnier, when he walked right past us later. I was like "Juli, look" and she got all happy. We then made jokes later about it. But it was an awesome concert and night. When Within Temptation came on, we were screaming our heads off. Yep, Sharon was a bloody awesome singer. Hehe, we got our WT t-shirts before the huge swarm of people got there. Anyways we left and went back to my house and stayed up watching old "Are you afraid of the dark" episodes. So all in all, great night

Oh, and Rock on all you metal heads!