Thank GOD I didn't have to pay to see this movie. It's a really good thing that my friend had a giftcard for the movie theatre because if either of us had actually paid there would have been hell to pay. Now don't get me wrong, I kind of expected...
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Thank GOD I didn't have to pay to see this movie. It's a really good thing that my friend had a giftcard for the movie theatre because if either of us had actually paid there would have been hell to pay. Now don't get me wrong, I kind of expected this from the same people who made the last 2 Scary Movies, Date Movie, and Epic Movie, but COME ON! It's the same damn thing with these people! The funny parts are really funny but then it's like way too much time in between jokes. Oh, and don't get me started about the storylines. There is so much back and forth that my head was spinning just trying to catch up with the stupidity. I really liked the initial premise of the film and even the trailer that was made. Too bad most of the funniest parts were in the trailer and there wasn't much left in the movie to look forward to. Now, I am not saying that you shouldn't go see the movie for yourself, but I am saying that I should have waited another 20 minutes to go see Cloverfield.

Virginia Dalbeck is one of those stereotypically ditsy blonde girls that usually wind up on some sort of reality show. She's a voluptuous, beautiful woman who is talented in the kitchen and adds a much needed sense of glamour to cooking scene. In...
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Virginia Dalbeck is one of those stereotypically ditsy blonde girls that usually wind up on some sort of reality show. She's a voluptuous, beautiful woman who is talented in the kitchen and adds a much needed sense of glamour to cooking scene. In Hell's Kitchen, she went up against 11 other chefs for a chance to become the Head Chef at Las Vegas' Red Rock Casino. She continued throughout the show to becoming one of the final two chefs against one of her most fierce and talented competitors, Heather West. Alhough there has been some speculation, among some watchers of the show, pertaining to her success on the series relating to a false rumor of a "behind the scenes" interaction with the host of the show, Gordon Ramsey, it has not actually been proven. Virginia lost the final challenge on the show, but has mover on with the rest her culinary journey.

The man who calls himself "The King of the Burbs" should instead be called "The Retard of Rap". This sorry excuse for a rapper is like a hemoroid in the anus of Rap that causes an inflamation of stuidity along with a terrible itch that just can't...
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The man who calls himself "The King of the Burbs" should instead be called "The Retard of Rap". This sorry excuse for a rapper is like a hemoroid in the anus of Rap that causes an inflamation of stuidity along with a terrible itch that just can't be scratched. His entire way of speaking is reminiscent of an unintelligible version of a Malcolm X speech, in which no one can understand him. Between his favorite phrases that include: "I'm not a rapper, I'm a entity" and "Ghetto Revival", his rapper integrity is always questioned by both his housemates and the celebrity rappers of the past and present. His lyrical ability is sub-par and is actually not worth being mentioned, but I feel it must be said. John Brown has basic skills that involve lyrics that are based on subjects people "might" want to hear along with words that people "might" think have some verbal flavor.

I personally loved this movie because of the outrageously, nonsensical jokes. Pootie Tang and his friends are identical to my friends and I, that gives us some unofficial syncronisity to the "ghetto hero". Pootie is like the combined...
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I personally loved this movie because of the outrageously, nonsensical jokes. Pootie Tang and his friends are identical to my friends and I, that gives us some unofficial syncronisity to the "ghetto hero". Pootie is like the combined essence of Shaft, Superfly, Dolemite, and Ol' Dirty Bastard, since his language makes no sense. He'll talk smooth to the ladies and beat down the bad guys at the same time! Sure, it may not be the best movie compared to what mainstream media might call a "good movie", but I think the ridiculous nature of the film will suffice for me. If they ever made a straight to DVD sequel, I would definitely buy it.