Hi! My name is *cow moos loudly to censor my name* but you can call me gohantech00, or Colonel Pork, or Jeff Goldblum Lover, WHATEVER. I live in *truck honks while the driver cusses out the person in front of him*, Michigan, and my phone number is *an explosion occurs the size of the atomic bomb*, so all of the sexy ladies can contact me. Nah, just kidding. I'm an alcoholic.........*waits for a response* Oh, this is Gamespot, not Alcohol Anonymous. Well, as you can see, I'm a 1337 artist with mad skillz, but I like to do a little bit of everything (except sports). I'm an average gamer who was introduced to the next-gen by the Wii, but I recently got an Xbox 360, so I took it a step higher. Music wise, I'm a big fan of hip-hop, and I have just got started getting into the good stuff about a few years ago, so I'm still kind of a newbie there. My favorite rappers are Common, Eminem, GZA/The Genius, Lupe Fiasco, and Chamillionaire. But, most of all, I LOVE movies. I'm currently working on increasing my DVD collection every step at a time, finding DVDs as cheap as possible, or just buying them if I want them really bad at regular price. Here, let me show you my fantastic collection!! (Keep in mind that all of the crappy family movies are from when I was younger.): ***|||FAMILY/CHILDREN|||*** Stuart Little, Scooby-Doo, Lilo and Stitch, The Hunchback of Notre Dame II, Osmosis Jones, Dr. Seuss's How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Dr. Doolittle 2, Ice Age 2: The Meltdown, Shrek, Shrek 2, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Monsters Inc., 102 Dalmations, Fantasia 2000 ***|||COMEDY|||*** Scary Movie 3, Joe Dirt, Boat Trip, Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers in Goldmember, Rush Hour 2, Eurotrip, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Bruce Almighty, American Wedding, Team America: World Police, American Pie: The Naked Mile, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Napoleon Dynamite, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Clerks, Clerks 2, Sideways, Get Shorty, Little Miss Sunshine, Borat, As Good As It Gets, About Schmidt, Young Frankenstein, Superbad, Knocked Up, The Simpsons Movie ***|||ACTION/ADVENTURE/SCI-FI/THRILLER|||*** Back to the Future collection, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, The Day After Tomorrow, Transformers, King Kong (2005), War of the Worlds, Spiderman 2, Hellboy, 300, The Matrix, Blade Runner, Children of Men, Sin City, Phone Booth, Unleashed, Cradle 2 the Grave, Cellular, Go, Snatch, The Crow, Ghost Rider ***|||DRAMA/SUSPENSE/MYSTERY|||*** Pan's Labyrinth, Hable con ella (Talk To Her), Babel, Amores Perros, City of God, Crash, Magnolia, Lantana, Pulp Fiction, The Devil's Advocate, Boyz N The Hood, Hustle and Flow, Schindler's List, Walk the Line, The Aviator, The Truman Show, Rocky Balboa, Transamerica, Half Nelson, Mystic River, Million Dollar Baby, Cinderella Man, The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, Road to Perdition, Catch Me If You Can, Reservoir Dogs, Training Day, Sling Blade, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, One Hour Photo, Taxi Driver, American History X, Monster, Memento, L.A. Confidential, The Conversation, Marathon Man, The Life of David Gale, A Time To Kill ***|||WAR|||*** Apocalypse Now, Jarhead ***|||WESTERN|||*** Once Upon A Time In The West, The Long Riders ***|||HORROR|||*** Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, The Descent, The Ring, Freddy vs. Jason, Final Destination 3, Planet Terror