Dear Gwen,

I've been seeing that encounter between you and Verdona. It's good that a woman feels confident about herself. But about kissing boys....how many guys have you cheated? Are there not enough girls in your high school to go around? Nothing personal, just don't admit you've kissed someone other than Kevin...in front of Kevin. Unless by kissing guys, you mean like what Taylor Swift does and sing about what it would feel like kissing them. Unless you do that, lay off the "romance" for a while.

Sincerely (works better than "Love"), Daniel