Be prepared; these rants will scare the brains out of Hannity. Good thing his neck is made of bricks. Ready?
- FOX News? More like ***** News!
- That hole from Glenn's rectal surgery last year hasn't healed enough for him to stop talking out of it!
- Obama's a socialist? We elected him! Unlike the last guy...
- Obama's a Nazi? He's black! The last time I checked, Nazis were "racially pure," which was most likely the same thing whites said before the civil rights movement!
- Obama's trying to indoctrinate our kids? Hypocrites! You're indoctrinating us with baseless claims like the ones listed above!
- I hope kids stay in school because then, when they grow up, they will vote you out of existence!
- Glenn Beck: everyone's favorite bipolar, I'm sorry, bipartisan news broadcaster.
- Sean Hannity: the man made whoppers so big, he swallowed one whole and it's still stuck in his throat!
- You guys are more of an *** than the Democrats!
- Hey Glenn! Who gave you four kids? Whoever it was, I bet you're single now!
- Hey Hannity! Where's that Hate Hannity Hotline you use to have? I would have called you out so hard the meter would break!
- Obama's destroying America? What about you? You're destroying our integrity!
Go ahead and report me, but just remember to think twice before you accept anything as a fact. How about this one? I bet the newscasters got their breaks being "Town Criers."