Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Not like many of you will care... but my USA network hasn't been working for weeks upon weeks. Then yesterday it started working again! Hence the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" part. I'm so glad I got it back (even though I've seen EACH episode like 10 or more times). What makes me MAD is that when channels do decide to stop working they are only two of my 100 channels... can you guess which ones?? Yup! USA and NBC! How convenient! Why me, man? Why me?