Indeed it is the time of Halloween..time to watch bad horror movies on Tv and carve goofy faces into pumpkins..and trick or treat if you live in USA(i don't..boohoo ). Even if no tricking or treating happened during my day(well..maybe just a bit of tricking) it has still been quite a good day of festivities. For what can be a better Halloween than watching 4 michael myers(the killer..not the comedy doofus) movies in a row. 1,2,4 and H20..i admit..I've seen the first one like 5 times already. However not the other 3..which turned out to be quite good. The first is still the best in the series..but the other 3 have some fun in them as-well..tho i refuse to watch the last 3 abominations(busta rhymes in a horror movie?...now that's scary)

Why did i blog about this you ask? BECAUSE ITS HALLOWEEN..i can do whatever the hell i want on this day..and if it means blogging about movies you've prob already watched..I'LL DO IT ANYWAY. Also..the only remotely creepy movie on TV at night is Batman Returns, which really..is just dark. Don't we REAlY have any other movies worthy of showing at 2 am?..Oh well..GOOD NIGHT AND HAPPEH HANUKAH PEOPLE HELLS YEAH!!!!111111EXCLAMATIONMARKHERE-

These are dark days, men. Tv.COM has yet again decided to alter theyre look...further removing my favourite..i mean our favourite color. The color we all love with a passion...the color we all adore....sleep with...and paint our underwear with. Well..maybe thats just me...but still. WE HAVE LIBERTYS DAMNIT. And this is an outrage...soon they will take all our base and kill all our worth..wonderful blogs. Comission yourself to join our course right away. THIS MEANS WAR

So i come back from a midevening stroll in the park..you know..harassing women and making fun of old people..the usual stuff. When i came back to this wonderful place..what i see however..is not the usual sight. What i saw before me..was not the site i came to know. Baffled i reloaded it..it stayed the same...my feelings went from confusion..to sadness. I tried desperately..reloading every few seconds..maybe i got a bad eye disease that transformed everything into newage blue layout?..BUT NO. After an hour had passed..i slowly began to realize ..there was no going back. The site before me had changed..evolved..it had transformed itself into a new age rapper..and i felt confused..and scared. As i began my journey trying to find answers in this strange new world..i suddenly asked myself.."Where the focks mah rating?"..and realized..that i was lost. Drifting along in unknown shores..tryinhg to find my place..the further i dug..the deeper i sank. I became lost..confused..and crying for my mommy like a 4 year old with no candy. A sad day this has been..as i find myself writing this blog..still confused...slowly loosing touch with reality..and becoming embedded within my own toughts. It has now been 2 hours..and i still havent found my level. My inner picture has been stretched out to infidum..turning it into a pixelated mess..as i write this i have no idea where i am at the moment..or how i managed to find this blog once again..all i know is..im lost..hungry..and realy horny. I dont know how long i can continue searching answers within this confounded place..i am slowly sinking within the trenches of this riddle..searching for a way out..finding nothing. I feel as if im..floating ashore a big bowl of cereal..with my last breaths..i write this : Goodbye buttwipes.

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