So i come back from a midevening stroll in the park..you know..harassing women and making fun of old people..the usual stuff. When i came back to this wonderful place..what i see however..is not the usual sight. What i saw before me..was not the site i came to know. Baffled i reloaded it..it stayed the same...my feelings went from confusion..to sadness. I tried desperately..reloading every few seconds..maybe i got a bad eye disease that transformed everything into newage blue layout?..BUT NO. After an hour had passed..i slowly began to realize ..there was no going back. The site before me had changed..evolved..it had transformed itself into a new age rapper..and i felt confused..and scared. As i began my journey trying to find answers in this strange new world..i suddenly asked myself.."Where the focks mah rating?"..and realized..that i was lost. Drifting along in unknown shores..tryinhg to find my place..the further i dug..the deeper i sank. I became lost..confused..and crying for my mommy like a 4 year old with no candy. A sad day this has been..as i find myself writing this blog..still confused...slowly loosing touch with reality..and becoming embedded within my own toughts. It has now been 2 hours..and i still havent found my level. My inner picture has been stretched out to infidum..turning it into a pixelated mess..as i write this i have no idea where i am at the moment..or how i managed to find this blog once again..all i know is..im lost..hungry..and realy horny. I dont know how long i can continue searching answers within this confounded place..i am slowly sinking within the trenches of this riddle..searching for a way out..finding nothing. I feel as if im..floating ashore a big bowl of cereal..with my last breaths..i write this : Goodbye buttwipes.
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