Ok, there is some british-australian dude that makes fun out of popular game like call of duty 4 and the witcher. He's really funny and I think you should visit his site for a good laugh.

fullyramblomatic.com

Oh my gosh, you do not know how much I hate getting up in front of a crowd and, for example, saying a speech. In school today I had to say a famous speech infront of my classmates. While the other students chose "speeches" like skits from family guy and dane cook, I chose something about the first crusade. I felt like I dork going up there and saying a bunch of crap about the crusades. Anyone else ever have this feeling?

I have noticed that most of the next-gen games like Call of Duty 4, Assassin's Creed, Halo 3, and Bioshock are all short. I have also noticed that games like Zelda Ocarina of Time for the N64 were very long. What I'm saying is that the next-gen games, though great and all, are all very short compared to games made about 6 or 7 years ago. Why are all games coming out today beatable in 6 hours of gameplay? Is it that the creators are lazy? Or is it something else? Please, someone answer me.