Psychiatric Hotline
Hello! Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline! * If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. * If you are Codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. * If you have Multiple... Lessons Grown-ups Learn From Kids
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 4 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults... Numbers of the Beast
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know about.... 660 Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast 666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast... Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for the real-life... Now This is Funny!
Bubble Trouble Below is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. Dear... Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may... In defence of computer games
Just an interesting article from the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7013855.stm Computer Problem Report Form
1. Describe your problem: ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ 2. Now, describe the problem accurately:... If....
by Rudyard Kipling IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for... Test Mistakes
A teacher forwarded this list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, "It... The Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device!
Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade-named 'BOOK'. BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be... English Lesson
(This is old, but I like it!) We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of... World Ideologies as Explained by Reference to Cows
Feudalism You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Pure Socialism You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care... A Lesson in Posting (Humour)
How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs... Gilbert and Sullivan vs The Computer
The Modern Software Manager (to the tune of a similarly titled song from Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance) by Brad Needham Manager: I am the very model of a modern software manager... My fav song (when sung by J. Cash)
The video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go Hurt I hurt myself today to see if I still feel I focus on the pain the only thing that's real the needle tears a hole the old familiar... Tech Support (Humour)
Take heart, anyone among you who believes you are technologically challenged, you "ain't seen nuthin' yet." This is an excerpt from a "Wall Street Journal" article. 1. Compaq is considering... The Raven vs The Computer
(Now this amused me, and it may do you.......if you're familiar with the poem "The Raven".) Abort, Retry, Ignore? Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System... Thank you Wikipedia!
I happened to look up 'Fanboy' and got this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanboy . I thought it was rather good! Life has no other discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than to... Just Quotes
Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. Marcus Brigstocke To err...