This morning I cracked open a new jar of Nutella. It had been nearly a month since I last had some. I was famished. I poured myself a tall glass of extra creamy organic milk and made some toast.

The toaster jumped and I put the bread on a plate, took out a knife and stuck it into the jar of Nutella.

Something wasn't right. Something was definitely wrong.

Something was fundamentally out of whack and I could tell right off the bat.

The hazelnut paste was no longer as consistent. It was no longer thick and heavy. It was almost mooshy. It was castrated! It was not the same old Nutella I knew and loved.

I spread it on the bread and was able to confirm my suspicions with just one bite.

Nutella is dead.

They changed the recipe. It is now as hollow as the generic brand that sits on the shelf beside it and sells at a discounted price.

I am a saddened man today…

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Spaghetti Westerns, man! Have you guys ever seen this movie? You must! Go rent it or buy it or whatever!

See it!

This movie not only reinvented the western genre, it revitalised the action movie genre and redefined the action hero too!

It is a must see! Go now!

Look up Sergio Leone.

Peace