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Monday, Jun 19, 2006

Let me quickly tell you some of my favorite stuff, then I'll get to my itinerary for a perfect boy...!

Favorite movies: Pirates of the Caribean, Lord of the Rings, & High School Musical.

Favorite Shows: That 70's Show, Smallville, & Summerland.

Favorite Video Games: Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy, & Kingdom Hearts.

Favorite Food/Drink: Popcorn, hot dogs, & soda.

Favorite Sport to play: Soccer.

Favorite Sport to watch: Basketball.

Okay, done.  Very fast (told ya)

The type of guys I like have to have the following:

1. They have to be tall, I don't want a midget boyfriend.  I'm not asking humongously tall, just not a midget!

2. They cannot, I repeat, CANNOT be fat (and they must be somewhat muscular, but they don't have to be, per-se).

3. They have to play a sport, preferably basketball or football.

4. Hair color: I like blonds, dirty blonds, browns are so-so, black hair is only if they meet all my other criteria, and absolutely no red-heads.  (Hair must be long: no buzz cuts, mushrooms, mohawks, cowlicks, bowl-cuts, etc.  But hair cannot be past shoulders).  Absolutely no beards, moustaches, or extremely long side-burns.  (Also, no curly hair <or gray hairs>.)

5. They can't have disgusting amounts of armpit hair sticking out all over the place.  Also no acne and no uni-brows (do you know anyone who is turned on by a uni-brow...?)

6. They should have relatively large hands with long fingers and palms with a lot of wrinkles (I hear it makes it easier to hug when you have long fingers and big wrinkled palms.)

7. They must be able to play: guitar, keyboard, or drums. They should be able to sing and have a nice, soothing deep voice.  Also, they cannot be dorks (no glasses, braces, vests, ect...) and cannot be stupidly-stupid either.  B's and C's in school is fine with me!

8. They can never act gay, and they must be devoted to me (no cheating on me mister...)

9. They must be 17 or older but not too old)!

10. If you're still confused, well then some examples of people who meet my criteria are:

Tom Welling (Smallville): He is tall and muscular.

David Gallagher (7th Heaven): He is tall, blond, smart, and has long fingers.

Jesse McCartney (Summerland): He is dirty blond, has a good voice, and is relatively athletic.

Chad Krowchuk (Smallville): He is blond, athletic, and has both large palms and long fingers.

Jared Padelecki (Supernatural): He is smart, tall, funny, and has brown hair.

Tadhg Kelly (Unfabulous): He is tall, a good singer, a good actor, funny, brown hair, smart, can play guitar, he plays a lot of sports, and has large wrinkled palms.

Zac Efron (Summerland): Tall, brown hair, athletic, good singer, and funny.

Chez Starbuck (The Thirteenth Year): He has dirty-blond hair, is tall, athletic, and large hands.

(School friends):

Kyle Kelly: He is blond, smart, and athletic.

Angelo Giordano: He is tall, funny, and has large hands.

Collin Stokhart: He is tall, smart, athletic, brown hair, and has large hands.

Jim Watson: He is blond, tall, and has long fingers.

Paul Decerbo: He has brown hair, is smart, funny, a good singer, and has long arms and long fingers.

*And perhaps the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the hottest of hot:

Tom Chiarella Jr.: He is tall, plays basketball, dirty-blond hair down to the end of his neck, can sing, can play guitar, relatively smart, dresses in normal clothes, and has wrinkled palms, long fingers, and long arms.  For a better picture ...he looks kind of like a cross between Tadhg Kelly and Josh Harnett.

You'll probably see a lot of these stars in my review board.  (That's cause they're CUTE!)!

Posted by evilville, 12:15pm
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