So The Megaman series is known for its Robot masters from The badass heat man to the awesome Snakeman. There are few robot masters that must of been thought of under the influence of drugs or stupidity heres the top 10.
10 Bubble man: Okay its bubbles how the hell are bubbles suppose to kill you. Even his default weapons was a trident but no they gave you a bubble.
9. Hard man: This boss got on the list because of all the gay jokes. i mean hard man serious was the lead programer going through 30 year old porn and found this name. His weapon The hard knuckle sounds like a 70s porn movie.
8. Star man: A pretty gay robot with a really gay ability. Another sheild attack. Its a freaking star. This star never made me belive like most nor would i would want to belive.
7. Wood man: Whats more scary a razor sharp leaf or Robot made of wood. Neither. So you send a razor sharp leaf to kill foes. A sharp leaf. Man wood man sure is hard.
6. Centaur man: Jesus a centaur. A mythical beast sent to attack megaman. Stroke of genius game designers. Lets give him an attack that makes no sense. The power to stop time. A disgrace to a cool robot master Flashman.
5. Dust man: This robots a vacum and capcom thought suck man was too vulgar so dust man was introduced. Wrong move capcom Suck man fits perfectly
4. Pharoah man: A Phaoroah. Whats to be said. So A Pharoah. A Pharoah. A God Damn Pharoah. His weapon is a charge beam. Yes king tut sure used his charge beam to kill his foes, but he was backstabed and killed by a boy in blue.
3.Toad man:Jeez jeez. A toad that could kill you and summon rain. The only reason hes not higher on the list is the fact that his weapon can surve some use. Otherwise a toad that summons rain.
2. Plant man: So the game designers were getting high and they decided to honor ther past time. They even designed his level and weapon while under the influence. We can use there example to show us why drugs are wrong please call 1-800-say-no to help revovering addicts.
1. Top man: Do i really need to say it. Hes a top. He spins to attack. His weapon makes megaman seem like a fruit. He spins and dances. Thats why top man is number uno.
