I got this joke from someone else's blog, and I liked it sooo....

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would
like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an
hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble
task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

So, starting now, I am going to start spreading all the secrets, gossip and rumors that fill my brain: On this blog. It will kinda be like a diary, only YOU get to read it! How cool is that?

Michal Ann- best friend. 14 years old. girl.

Elizabeth- Michal Ann's cousin. 15 years old. girl.

Ivey- Michal Ann's other cousin. 15 years old. girl.

Taylor- Michal Ann's other cousin. 15 years old. boy.

Jessep - Taylor's friend. 14 years old. boy.

Matt- Taylor's friend. 15 years old. boy.

Eddy- Taylor's friend. 15 years old. boy.

Aaron- Michal Ann's other cousin. 18 years old. boy.

Scott- Michal Ann's other cousin. 21 years old. boy.

Okay. This may be a bit confusing, but just stick with me.

July 24, 2007: Ocean Lakes Family Campground: Surfside Beach, SC

Okay. So.I go to the beach with my best friend Michal Ann, and her 40 member family, every year. So Michal Ann's cousins are, shall I say, very rowdy, but I love them to death. Elizabeth, is the worst. Smoking, drinking, sex, and partying are what she does best. I do not aproove. So one night, Elizabeth and Ivey decide to sneak out of the house at about 1:00 to go on the beach with Taylor, his friends, Aaron, and Scott. Elizabeth, being the rowdiest one, gives Scott 10 bucks to go to the liquor store. So, everyone piles in Eddy's Ford Exploror, and heads to the liquor store. And so, me and Michal Ann, being the only sane teens in the house, stay inside. But, of course, we can't sleep. It's freezing in our room, so we open the window, and we are just sticking our heads out. When Elizabeth, Ivey, Taylor, Matt, Eddy, Jessep, Scott, and Aaron come back, everyone but Elizabeth and Ivey head to the beach. Elizabeth and Ivey went to this guys house a couple blocks down the road. Aaron and Taylor get kinda worried, because these guys are alot older than Elizabeth and Ivey. So they go to spy on them. But, to sum this all up, Elizabeth and Ivey go to the beach later on, at about 2:30am. Everyone down their is getting drunk and stuff, but Ivey, Taylor, Jessep and Aaron don't even take a sip of anything, because they don't wanna get in trouble . But Matt, gets totally wasted. I mean WASTED. He had a whole 12 pack of beer and 5 shots. Elizabeth and Eddy also get drunk. It was horrible. So everyone gets back to the house at about 5am. The next morning, we all get busted. Elizabeth left the door wide open, and left the beer box in the driveway. Smart, Elizabeth, real smart. I hope youliked it! Check tommorow for some more of my online diary!