I've come to realize that in this world, something has gone terribly wrong... The gene pool has some form of viral algae growing in it. This algae seeps into people's brain's while they are still in utero and messes with certain cognitive functions that normal humans posses. Among these are the ability to speak coherently, act mature, and develop some form of manners. The severity of the damage ranges from moderate to oh-my-god-why-weren't-you-aborted. Not all humans are affected so adversely, in fact, some are quite normal, but the masses have been infected.

Why is it so horrible that you pay 3 extra cents for a package of bologna when you go to one store? If you don't like their prices, shop somewhere else! Stop making life hell for everyone else!

I have thus decided that I'm allergic to stupid. Stupid people, stupid questions, stupid statements, and stupid thoughts. I'm not allergic blonde moments, as I have them myself from time to time, but what I've developed a severe allergy for is people whose entire lives fall under one giant envelope of idiocy. I have but one solution to this problem; stupid people stay the hell away from my store. My allergy is severe and the reaction is unpleasant to anyone in the vicinity. It includes screaming obscenities, pointing out your idiocy, extreme sarcasm, rude gestures, and a complete lack of respect for anything you may ever say or do.

If you happen to see any of these symptoms, be a kind soul and remove the moron from my sight. It will save everyone time and will prevent me from being fired. Thanks guys!