So the past week of my life has been kind of...crazy, wild, fun whatever you want to call it.
It all started on Tuesday really; I called the university I aplied to and got them to sort out my course so now I am starting my Biomedical science course next month! Very excited and scared. So you've just found out you've gotten into university, what do you do? Party of course!
My friends mum and Dad are away on holidays and he lives way out in the country with no neighbours so naturally we all headed out there where a large quantity of wine was consumed and we drank in a boat lol it was strange. GSRave the first! A friend of a friend at the party had some strange legal herb and I smoked some of that and spent the rest of the night waiting for the room to stop spinning lol
Damn that boy! But he was cute ![]()
Wednesday I went to lunch with my friend and had what I like to call a wine headache (a hangover but it sounds better) I promptly died in my bed not long after lunch!
I spent all day thursday painting the fence and garden furniture so of course when Friday came I felt I deserved a treat so me and a few friends headed to a gig in the local pub, it was fun and quiet.
Saturday however was not so quiet, I went to another house party where we recieved 17 noise complaints in 3 hours, I think thats a new record, and end up walking the streets with a plastic cup full of screwdriver absolutly wasted and ended up being chased by the police lol I got home and just fell asleep on top of my bed!
Cue Sunday and the 2nd GSRave We went for dinner first and then ran errands before going out to my friends house again. If I thought the first party was weird this second one was...something else!
Firstly we decided we wanted to make vodka jelly, even though it takes jelly 24 hours to set we thought "We'll just stick it in the freezer and it'll be ready in no time!" WRONG! it still wasn't ready this morning! We then bathed one of my male friends, no joke a group of about 7 or 8 of us all sitting in the bathroom drinking while he was in the tub, taking it in turns to wash him.....I dont know why we did this.
Switched my drinks to slow comfortable screws (vodka, SoCo, gin and OJ - very nice) which needless to say got me rather drunk! We ordered pizza, I told some random girl my life story in order to get her to leave the party, I then cried because my life story upsets me...came in partyed some more. Couldn't see, felt ill....decided it would be a good idea to take a wee sleep in my car until I didnt feel sick....I remember nothing of being inside the car.
My friend found me and brought me inside to a bed where I slept for a while and the only recollection I have of this period of the evening is the word Guillemots!
Got up, back into the living room still drunk but minus the drink and changed into my pj's Gave some people massages, because I have magic hands...apparently! Then realised it was time to sleep.
Found a blanket, tried to sleep on 2 armchairs pulled together...the cute boy was trying to convince me it was gonna be very comfy...IT WAS NOT!
Came up with the better idea of takin all the cushions off the couch and makin a matress from them...one of my better ideas I must say because it was a very comfy bed!
Woke up this morning and thought I was going to die....thought about taking painkiller but I couldn't face drinkin water to swallow them so I just brushed my teeth..it was just as good!
Tidyed the house a little bit then went home and went to bed!
I am now uttering the immortal words of a hungover person
"I am NEVER drinking again!"
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Ok so I'm lying I'll probably be drinking again by the weekend but in smaller amounts!
For those of you wishing to follow in my footsteps - my drink of choice is a slow comfortable screw....nice and dry with OJ!!! Gets you reasonably drunk with minimal effort too! =D
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