here are my tips to get gifts from SANTA HIMSELF!!! follow them wisely and get what you want

1: Kiss ass your parents and tell them you love them very much.

2: apologize to your friends for every offensive you've done to them

3: Nut kick some Chav people if your in England

4: Get your friends some gifts and you don't want anything back (you will prolly anyways)

5: If none of these works. Here's the ultimate, buy a sniper rifle and snipe the fat b*****d down and take every gift he has and castrate rudolf for food.

there ya go! follow those 5 simple tips and you'll be fine!