here are my tips to get gifts from SANTA HIMSELF!!! follow them wisely and get what you want

1: Kiss ass your parents and tell them you love them very much.

2: apologize to your friends for every offensive you've done to them

3: Nut kick some Chav people if your in England

4: Get your friends some gifts and you don't want anything back (you will prolly anyways)

5: If none of these works. Here's the ultimate, buy a sniper rifle and snipe the fat b*****d down and take every gift he has and castrate rudolf for food.

there ya go! follow those 5 simple tips and you'll be fine!

It's been weeks since Steve Irwin was taken from us, and still after all these weeks many people still misses him and wishes he was still alive. Like me, i have been with him for 6 years and was my Hero when it came to nature, he tought me to love all kind of animals and tought me even more to love crocodiles. As he did to many. We all miss him and awaits us in Heaven. R.I.P. Steve Irwin, you will forever be my Hero.

R.I.P.

Some people say you can define the word "Love" as one word. But that is a critical error. For there are many definisions of the word. For example, those who has found true love and spend their life with her, they define the word "Love" such as: Happines, great, un-explanational. For those who has been with a girl they love and suddenly they either break up with them, or they cheat on them. they define it such as: poison dagger, venom, dagger through the heart and hatred.

But i think i have found out what that word means, it means: Unexplained. For the word can never be defined as one word as i have now. It is Unexplained.