Call of Duty 3: Better Than They Say
Despite being a little less polished than earlier entries of the series, I actually think the campaign of Call of Duty 3 is a great improvement over the one featured in Call of Duty 2. This was... Mercenaries 2: World Ashamed... But I'm Content!
Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction, while not giving you as many possibilities for carnage as its sequel made up for it with mission variety. Since the entire game centered around capturing... DICE: Bad Company
OK, I had to go with the title, despite not completely hating the game... :P Oddly, I'm going to be focusing on the multiplayer portion of a game this time around! Indeed, this will not be a... Grand Theft Autism
I might be a bit late to the INTERNET PUNCH, but I honestly still feel the need to vomit my opinions onto your computer screen. Finishing the story mode of the ultra-hyped Grand Theft Auto IV has... Arcanum: Of Bug-Reports & Testing Obscura
I probably should have written something up about this quite awhile ago, as it revolves around one of my favorite games. Back in April, a coder going by the name of Drog Black Tooth began... The Tempered Shaft
I'm going to be hosting a few reviews exclusively on my personal website, which you can access here . Go to the Gaming section to see what I've done so far. I should have another article on Bully:... Burnout Paradise - You Too?
So I'm sad to say it, but the newest entry in the Burnout series, like Forza Motorsport 2 has left me dreadfully disappointed! The stark change of format turned me off almost immediately. It took... Forza Motorsport 2 - You Make Me Sad
I am going to present a few disappointing facts that fuel my opinion that the sequel to one of the best racing simulators available for consoles takes barely any steps foward and actually lacks... Several Minutes of Valor in a War-Time Environment
Man, those Hour of Victory trailers Gamespot is advertising despite the fact they tore the game to shrapnel in their review are not only ironic, but hilarious! I love when the one guy mentions how... So I've finally experienced HD gaming!
It was incredible while it lasted! The textures, the particle effects, just the sheer beauty of everything! It was as if I had run a PC game, gone to the menu and set the graphical quality to... Castlevania: Portrait of Financial Ruin - Damn you, Gamestop!
I've waited this game out for a few months and had it pre-ordered. It's a shame Gamestop f'ed up and I wasn't in their computer machine's database. I lost the receipt and on release day, 5 dollars... Tiny Tasmanian Devils
I have just finished reading the entire 111 page screen-play of Michael Bay's Transformers and must say, it is legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. I actually... TV Regional News Production Values
I coughed as I dusted off the box. "I haven't completely forgotten about you, old friend." Once I'd cracked open the cardboard, my hands dragged out the Nintendo Entertainment System . It was the... To Romanticize the Grape Vine
I wrote this epic piece after drinking a glass of Welch's Grape Juice. Not only does Regis Philbin say it's good for your heart, but it's absolutely delicious! The syrup of Dionysus The divine... Riding Hell's stallions, bare-back and free
Our band is really getting off the ground. Sometime soon, you might just hear Orgasm at Golgotha playing a live-set near you! The first long-playing album, entitled Oh Yeah, Stab That Christ... My privates are now a light anti-tank weapon
Call of Duty 3 is going to launch a blitzkrieg assault on my pale Polish face! Here's a few tidbits: - It's being exclusively released on consoles - It isn't being developed by Infinity Ward If... Titan Quest is all right, for a TARDPG!
A couple nights ago, I was pondering whether to purchase the Iron Falchion of Damnation for 26,342 gold pieces or to just wait until I found it or something similar in a random drop from one of my... Don't leave me, Soundwave
I wrote this poetic stanza about Transformers: The Movie Film 'cause NASA should stop putting Autobot logos on its equipment! They were givin' each other high-fives As the rover picked up... I'm so old-school...
Seriously! I'm so old-school, you guys. One of my main points of conversation among friends is "Hey, remember Wrecking Crew ?" When some jock **** asks me if I play "CS," I nod and say, "Damn... Master Blaster
My ping was sputtering in and out of the hundreds and the host decided to kick me. Meanwhile, my sister, giddy with shoulder-biting glee clicked sporadically on the links presented to her on...