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Instead of typing up another article for the sake of encouraging proper English, I figure there's nothing I'd say that hasn't been said already. Here's Purdue University's Online Writing Lab...
Why are girls so dumb? At least, they seem to be. I know no girls who aren't into night clubs and getting drunk and crap like that. Why? Where are all the girls who play Contra, actually play...
Another topic locked for being too controversial.
Super Metroid pushes the limits of what we call a video game...in a good way. Grand Theft Auto pushes the limits of what we call a video game...in a bad way. Spiral Architect pushes the limits...
Any singular noun that ends with an "s" or not is followed by an apostrophe and an "s" every time to make it possessive. And it is generally considered more proper to abbreviate dates as "'80"...
Okay, I don't know why people insist on writing like friggin' idiots on the internet, but I'm here to set things straight. It cannot do you any harm to learn to use proper grammar, punctuation,...
I'm finally having memorable dreams again for the first time in months, including one last night in which I heard a song so good that I wrote it down right when I woke up. Maybe it's all the...
For real. Horrible composition, performance, and lyrical themes throughout.
I don't know (and I don't really care--ha ha ha) what you think, but Guerrilla War is just one of those games that'll go down in history. Originally Guevara (in Japan), the game is about Che...
Well, let's just say I have other things going on in my head right now. The semester ended, and I thought I'd have all this time to play games. Well, I have the time, but the will has seemed to...
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
I got modded, with a point loss, for offering (for free) the two-month Xbox Live trial I got with Doom 3 to people who could actually use it. GameSpot bombards us with asinine, obnoxious paid...
Ninja Gaiden is absolutely perfect. The depth of this challenge is peerless. CV3 might just be killed by the time this is all over. It sure took a long time. Itagaki, you magnificent bastard.
Ninja Gaiden has done it. It has freed my mind from the vile clutches of modern gaming. Final Fantasy and Grand Theft Auto shall meet their doom at the hands of Ryu Hayabusa.
If this game is half as good as I've heard, all I can say is that I am one happy Xbox owner right now.
http://www.makkabees.com/listen.htm
...To build myself a portable NES, then go to a public place where everyone's playing PSP and bust out with my portable NES. They'll all be like "WTF??? Look at the gr@ff1x!!1 How can u like...
Don't go there. It's nothing but a bunch of "mature" fanboys acting more immature than anything I've ever seen. I spent some time there. It had its positives, but overall, it's not worth it....
Thus says the badge.
The Last Konami Fanboy
Posted Jun 12, 2005 3:29 am PT
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Proper English Part II - The Final ChapterInstead of typing up another article for the sake of encouraging proper English, I figure there's nothing I'd say that hasn't been said already. Here's Purdue University's Online Writing Lab...
Posted Jun 12, 2005 3:19 am PT
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Can someone please explain this (girls especially)?Why are girls so dumb? At least, they seem to be. I know no girls who aren't into night clubs and getting drunk and crap like that. Why? Where are all the girls who play Contra, actually play...
Posted Jun 11, 2005 3:32 am PT
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The biggest flop on Gamespot is the lack of intelligent discussion.Another topic locked for being too controversial.
Posted Jun 10, 2005 6:55 pm PT
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Pushing all the wrong buttons (in a good way).Super Metroid pushes the limits of what we call a video game...in a good way. Grand Theft Auto pushes the limits of what we call a video game...in a bad way. Spiral Architect pushes the limits...
Posted Jun 10, 2005 1:05 am PT
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A couple of corrections....Any singular noun that ends with an "s" or not is followed by an apostrophe and an "s" every time to make it possessive. And it is generally considered more proper to abbreviate dates as "'80"...
Posted May 31, 2005 11:16 pm PT
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Learn Proper English and Stop Looking Like an Idiot Part IOkay, I don't know why people insist on writing like friggin' idiots on the internet, but I'm here to set things straight. It cannot do you any harm to learn to use proper grammar, punctuation,...
Posted May 31, 2005 9:16 pm PT
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It looks like things are back to normal.I'm finally having memorable dreams again for the first time in months, including one last night in which I heard a song so good that I wrote it down right when I woke up. Maybe it's all the...
Posted May 29, 2005 8:54 pm PT
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Nu-Metal StinksFor real. Horrible composition, performance, and lyrical themes throughout.
Posted May 20, 2005 5:55 am PT
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Guerrilla War - The Greatest Battle EverI don't know (and I don't really care--ha ha ha) what you think, but Guerrilla War is just one of those games that'll go down in history. Originally Guevara (in Japan), the game is about Che...
Posted May 16, 2005 7:14 pm PT
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Somehow, video games have failed to interest me lately.Well, let's just say I have other things going on in my head right now. The semester ended, and I thought I'd have all this time to play games. Well, I have the time, but the will has seemed to...
Posted May 10, 2005 3:35 am PT
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The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
Posted May 1, 2005 6:09 pm PT
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Screw you, GameSpot, or at least the moron who modded meI got modded, with a point loss, for offering (for free) the two-month Xbox Live trial I got with Doom 3 to people who could actually use it. GameSpot bombards us with asinine, obnoxious paid...
Posted Apr 30, 2005 5:59 am PT
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On second thoughtNinja Gaiden is absolutely perfect. The depth of this challenge is peerless. CV3 might just be killed by the time this is all over. It sure took a long time. Itagaki, you magnificent bastard.
Posted Apr 27, 2005 5:03 pm PT
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Ninja Gaiden - Modern Gaming Laid to WasteNinja Gaiden has done it. It has freed my mind from the vile clutches of modern gaming. Final Fantasy and Grand Theft Auto shall meet their doom at the hands of Ryu Hayabusa.
Posted Apr 18, 2005 6:47 am PT
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Reason number 2 to buy an Xbox: Jade EmpireIf this game is half as good as I've heard, all I can say is that I am one happy Xbox owner right now.
Posted Apr 11, 2005 4:25 am PT
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"DEATH to NU METAL. THIS IS JU-METAL and it kicks your ass."http://www.makkabees.com/listen.htm
Posted Apr 6, 2005 11:05 pm PT
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I have a dream......To build myself a portable NES, then go to a public place where everyone's playing PSP and bust out with my portable NES. They'll all be like "WTF??? Look at the gr@ff1x!!1 How can u like...
Posted Apr 1, 2005 7:00 am PT
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System Wars is garbage.Don't go there. It's nothing but a bunch of "mature" fanboys acting more immature than anything I've ever seen. I spent some time there. It had its positives, but overall, it's not worth it....
Posted Mar 31, 2005 10:46 pm PT
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It's official--I'm Old-School.Thus says the badge.
Posted Feb 1, 2005 9:36 pm PT
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