If you don't know who Bill Haverchuck is, well then you need to acuaint yourself with one of the greatest TV shows ever...Freaks and Geeks. Bill is your classic TV-loving 9th grade nerd with huge glasses, myriad of alergies and a hunched-over, awkward gait. Together with his equally geeky friends, Sam & Niel Bill navigates teh halls of McKinley High like a mouse in a maze, danger lurking at every turn.



My Favorite line of his in the entire series..."Remember that time in science class I tried to squeeze out a fart but it came out a poop and I had to flush my undies down the toilet..."

I rode my bike early on tuesday morning and, pow, my ass feels like I just did time in Federal PMITA prision...

Those are my thoughts....