Due to an attempt to create suspense, Movie Sequels will not be first.

Clark & Michael

I can't remember where I heard about Clark & Michael initially, but I do remember when I watched the first episode. 23 Minutes ago, and it was great!  I'm sure many of you are Arrested Development fans. And if you're not...well, we have ways of dealing with you. So, best go out and get some ADonDVD.  Anyway, Michael Cera as George-Michael on the show.  This, however, has nothing to do with that. Just a reference point. The best way to describe Clark & Michael is as follows:

"A mockumentary series focused on two aspiring producers (Cera and Duke) who believe their own hype regarding the big idea for a TV show, but do little in the way of actually making the program."

Thanks IMDB! It really is funny as hell, and I suggest you all watch it, as well as reading their personal profiles. They're quite funny.

Lindsay Lohan...Prison Plaything?

In what can only be described as a bad way to start off the week for Lindsay Lohan, she was arrested for suspicion of drunken driving.  Upon searching her car, they found what "they believed to be cocaine". 

Hmmm...I wonder if Lindsay and Paris will be cellmates..

More Movie Sequels You Weren't Aware Of...Vol. 4

Freddy & Jason...Again?

Ok, I'm clumping two together for two reasons: 1. There's hardly any info on either. and 2. It's depressing.

There's an Untitled Nightmare on Elm Street Prequel set for 2008, which is basically some guy running around kidnapping, molesting, and killing kids. That should be great. Followed by Untitled Friday the 13th Sequel in 2009...and do we really need another Jason movie? Will it be that much different than Freddy vs. Jason?

Alien vs. Predator 2: More Reasons to Cry at the Movies

  I can't even to begin to ask why they're making a sequel to AvP (IMDB).  I mean, if you want Alien vs. Predator action, go get the comics, or even that videogame that came out (which I think they're also making a sequel to) would be a better idea than the following:

"Warring alien and predator races descend on a small town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival."

Starring...no one you know. This one's already in post-production..I-I'm sorry.

It's a Bad Bad Bad Bad BAD Idea!

 Yes, that's right, they're making a sequel to the 1963 movie It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, starring some great Actors of the day. Worse yet, they're calling it It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World: The Sequel. 

I can see it now, all the kids at school will say: "Hey man, hear they're making a sequel to that really old 1963 movie?" That should generate a lotta buzz.

Hope everyone's having a good Memorial Day Weekend!