I'm still super busy but I heard a couple jokes on the radio today and I thought that I would post some of them to celebrate Friday!

1) A women walks into a pharmacy. She asks the pharmasist for some syonide.

"What?! What in the world would you need that for?" Asked the pharmasist.

"I would like to poison my husban." The women says.

The pharmasist's eyes go wide and he says. "I can't let you do that! Its against the law! They'll throw us both in jail. A whole bunch of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!!"

So the women pulls a picture out of her purse of her husband and the pharmasist's wife. She show him the picture and he exclaims. "Well, why didn't you say you had a precription?"

2)Two men walk into a bar. The really funny thing is that the second guy should have learned not to walk into the bar after the first guy did.

3) Three blondes (no offence) go into the woods to look for animal tracks. The first blonde finds wolf tracks and second blonde finds rabbit tracks. The thrid blonde finds some tracks that she doesn't know, so she calls the other two over. None of them can figure out what they are. The next they they know they get hit by a train.

Have a great weekend everybody!

TTFN, Lexi