Yo, peeps! It's been forever, or at least it feels like it. I think everyone has now seen my darker side of when I actually talk about games I have a problem with. It's not like I'm PMSing that caused the spur of rants in my recent blogs. Anyhoo, yeah I'm in PRAGUE now.
It's in the Czech Republic. Just google map it. Gorgeous city. Pretty much like London. Gothic architecture. Metro underground, trams, and buses.
Excellent public transport, btw, it's much easier than London's maze. Less people here too.
Of course, I'm also ready to dish out some dirt on this beautiful city.
First, what's with 1/3 of people having dogs?! That's a lot of dogs. And also, the SMALLEST ones. I haven't seen chihuahas, but it's pretty ridiculous. I saw a woman with a dog IN HER PURSE! Either people here are REALLY lonely. Or they like dog poo everywhere. Because of the so-many dogs, there's dog poo literally on every footwalk. And you know what? No PICK UP YOUR OWN DOG'S POO signs! If you walk here, you better beware. I mean it!
The girls. They weren't kidding when they said that Czech girls are beautiful (I meant HOT). Every single girl here in Prague is hot. Not just Aryan blondes. They run the whole gamut. And what does having lots of hot girls in Prague mean for the exploitative ad business? This (slightly NSFW).
Clubbing. I've now been to clubs for the 1st time ever. The one in the middle gets drunk hard. The one on the right always keeps his cool. Not the best of experiences. I don't drink. So when you're sober, you realise how immature and pointless clubs can be. When girls are there just to have fun by themselves or with mates, they're not trying to send signals to guys by dancing. As soon as a guy is near a girl dancing, he thinks she's interested. And it gets real awkward. Anyone sober at club probably relates to this. So, along with drunk men, comes fights. They were pretty stupid macho male territory business. But really, there's a good side to clubbing. And that's actually dancing. I did it, I'm sure my friends caught it on video. I went wild (sober). I took over the dancefloor. Yes, a nerd like me. I showed them what's what. Hehe. Maybe it was a song I liked (I usually hate trance/electronica). When you're that exhausted, you lose your inhibitions. So pretty much I knew what it must've felt like to be drunk. Anyway, I did it because I got a thrill, and I was getting mad exercise. My tongue ended up so dry. I was completely exhausted.
But I don't feel like I want to repeat it. I've had my fill.
So yeah, that's about it with the dirt.
So why am I living in Prague now? 'Cause I'm in the medical school university here. Charles University, 1st Faculty of Medicine. Medicine might not have been my long-life dream (I know it is for everyone!), but it's the one way to get to my dream profession: PSYCHIATRY.
And I'm having fun. 2nd week in, things are going great. Learning Czech language on the side, with another hot (I meant beautiful) teacher.
As you can see above, I also have fun taking pics of the weird things around here. This grafitti is right next to our Dean's building. So it's hilarious. I guess the Soviet Union wants their Czecho-Slovakia back. Yeah, if you didn't know, Czech "Republic" used to be part of the Soviet Union.
Who knew having Tescos here would be a saviour? Not many people here speak English well, so while I don't know the Czech language that much, I might as well survive on some Britishness.
So I'm doing real well here. Know my way around. Made many new friends. Some from Canada. Oh, Canada!
We have Internet now, in our apartment. If you want to see what our apartment looks like in shaky cam, check out this video. That's before anyone was living in it, so it was a few weeks before we settled in properly. I've been Skyping my family all the time, thanks to the Internet.
It feels like a good challenge living away from your family, but with friends. I've been really getting into cooking. I do the dishes (and love it). All that household stuff is great for someone like me who isn't quite OCD but still got a little of it in my genes from my uncle.
But let's forget all this life business. What about games? Ok, so my Xbox 360 isn't here. But when I go back to UK, I'll get my 360 over here.
What games I haven't talked about yet should say a lot. While I'm not playing them, I'm constantly thinking about Batman: Arkham Asylum (done), Far Cry 2 (not done), and Prototype (done). My early GoTYs would be Plants vs Zombies, Batman, and Prototype. Yeah, I said Prototype. I'm just happy we finally have a proper anti-hero game. It's one game you have to experience yourself, before you judge it. It's the biggest adrenaline rush you'll get, and it provides a unique experience with some innovations, so it's easy to see why GoTY. Batman is one, but not for the reasons everyone else thinks. Despite what they say, it does some things new that could influence future non-linear games. I won't tell right now, that's a teaser!
What games I haven't played, that I want to? Uncharted 2, just to check out if it's really TEH BEST SINGALPLAYA EVAR! You might remember, I didn't think too fondly of the first one. Lame platforming, tedious shooting, boring setpieces, and clearly not as cinematic/omgwtfawesome as Uncharted 2. Halo ODST, because the music sounds amazing. And it harkens back to the moods of Halo 1 with the loneliness. Brutal Legend. Yeah, that's obvious. Probably 20 reasons why. And I'm not even into metal. Borderlands. Because I love Gearbox. And Mikey Neumann's writing. And games that don't take themselves too seriously (hello, Fallout 3). And FPSRPGs. Demon's Souls. A hard combat RPG, that looks a little like Oblivion, yet is made from my childhood Tenchu-loving creators (From Software)? Hell yeah. Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. Ninja Gaiden 2, but actually more balanced? And co-op? Plus, less of the gore which ACTUALLY became a problem in obscuring your vision and the level in the 360 version? I'm always up for supporting the series that is the king of 3D combat. Dante's Inferno. Dead Space was my GoTY last year, simple as that.
What can you expect from me, in terms of game blogs? It's an editorial. That's very self-explanatoy in it's title. I Haven't Played the Game, but I Have an OPINION!
Na shledanou. That's bye in Czech.