I watched a WWE "match" for the first time today.

Wow.

I seriously can't believe anyone finds entertainment in that. I mean everyone knows it's fake,(With the exception of a guy I know who thought it was real and was a huge fan for 20 years before someone told him) but it even looks fake. Most of the moves look like they cause more pain to the guy doing the move than the guy recieving it. "Oh man, he jumped into the air, grabbed my head, pushed it down about 3 inches, and then catapulted over top of me and slammed face first into the ground, and jumped up like nothing happened! Oh, suddenly my head hurts so much! I think I'm going to fall over and moan in pain for a minute or two!" *crowd goes wild* And most of the "submission holds" inflict no pain at all.

I remember the announcer once saying "he is in extruciating pain right now" supposedly because the other "wrestler" was holding him by the legs like a wheelbarrow. Kids do that for fun, it's not painful in the slightest. Also I remember one guy putting the other in a "chokehold" with one arm wrapped around his neck and the other arm underneath his shoulder. Now I'm no expert, but I do know when you want to choke someone out, you put both arms around his neck, or at least one arm all the way around, not one arm halfway around and the other wrapped under his armpit.

And on top of that, these super built guys with arms the size of my torso are crawling around like they haven't slept for a week. If they have the energy to gain that much muscle, they can dance around and pretend to wrestle for 5 minutes without passing out. But no, that just doesn't fly.

And if anyone wants to know which match it was, it was Chris Jericho vs. Kane I saw about30 minutes ago just flipping through channels. I couldn't even watch the whole thing, I turned the TV off halfway through.

If you want to see a fight, go watch UFC. That's real.