I just started playing the game Fable. Yeah, I know it's old, big woop, wanna fight about it? And so, I was walking around and I found this hobo bum guy and he was being hassled by some jerk. So, I farted on the jerk and it made him leave so then the hobo was happy with me. I am not sure what the moral here is... maybe:

1. Just because someone is poor doesn't mean they don't deserve disrespect
2. Sometimes helping someone just to do it is worth more than doing it for monetary gain
3. Farting on people is a good way to solve problems