I know you are not real, but who cares. Tis' the season. You know what I want, so give it to me or Mrs. Claus gets it! Santa Claus is a fat old man who breaks into people's houses and leave's 'stuff'. Really, he puts drugs in the toys and the drug...
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I know you are not real, but who cares. Tis' the season. You know what I want, so give it to me or Mrs. Claus gets it! Santa Claus is a fat old man who breaks into people's houses and leave's 'stuff'. Really, he puts drugs in the toys and the drug dealers take the drugs out and sell them. This way, customs doesn't find out about their drug smuggling ring. Not really. OMFG, y'all thought I was serious. Santa's the man! Kids all over the world believe him. But when they turn 4 or 5, they find out the truth from some mean little kid decide's he wants to ruin everybody's fun and proves he is not real. You shouldn't hate him or your parents when you find out he isn't real. You should hate that stupid little kid who had the nerve to tell you the truth before it was actually time to find out he isn't real.