Pardon My Illegitimate Child...........

Generally I am of sound mind, and I am usually of sound body. Lately I have become disgusted with myself over the lack of gaming being done in my home. I have a child on the way(4 weeks) and I am knee deep in school. I am working towards a software engineering degree, which I will put to good use in about 2.5 years. On top of these life changing events, I am working about 48 hours a week just to keep ahead of the curve. Can someone provide an employer that will let me stay home all day with my new son and just play games?

I won't take anything less than 80K per year.

(Hope is an eternal flaw of mine.)