11-18-2007

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If you could hear my thoughts during gameplay, it would sound something like this:

What the hell is wrong with everybody? Why is there a weird corpse chopping butcher in the middle of the game? Why are peoples arms missing, and why do all the baddies look like they've been soaked in acid? Ewww, that's gross, I don't want to reach in there. Why does the serial killer keep letting me live? Maybe he isn't the serial killer. Damn he's ugly.Who is the killer? What's that flashback? Is that me? Who is that? Am I the killer? Ohhhhh that would be exciting if I was the killer! Maybe I am the killer! Oh I'm not the killer, damn. Why does that guy have nails in his head? Oh he's the evil. Is this Hellraiser? Who am I? Where's the last damn bird carcass? What? I don't understand. That was really gross. What the **** is that ninja doing in the game? Who's the killer? The killer is killing killers. Am I a killer? No, I am not the killer, damn. I wanna be a Ninja.

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