Xbox and Xbox360:
-Live is the best thing from the last generation
-360 controller is the best EVER

But I'm not a Lemming:
-Halo 1&2 are pretty much crap
-XB has fewest AAA titles (my personal AAA rating)
-SegaCD is better than the HD-DVD add-on because at least it played games

PS2 and PS3
-Has best 3rd party support
-PS2 controller 2nd only to 360 controller

But I'm not a Cow:
-Sony Lies! PS2 was nothing like demos shown, neither will PS3
-PS3 will not be available this Spring

Gamecube and Revolution:
-Best 1st party games
-Innovative, even in sequels

But I'm not a Sheep:
-Most GC AAA games are kiddie! RE4 doesn't save it
-Controller made for pre-teens, way too small

GB and DS:
-Best handheld games period, 1st AND 3rd party
-Innovative games
-Cheap!
-Durable, just throw it in your bag

But I'm not a handheld Sheep:
-An adult playing a DS looks handicapped, mentally
-Kiddie games

PSP:
-Best. Screen. Ever.
-An adult playing a PSP looks slick

But I'm not a handheld Cow:
-PSP is fragile without a case, can't just throw it in your bag
-It sucks at everything besides playing games
-I don't give a 5h!t about portable movies

PC:
-Best graphics
-Best strategy games
-Mouse & keyboard for FPSs

But I'm not a Hermit:
-A decent gaming PC costs ~4x a new console
-I don't want to play at my desk

Wow, I've an online journal. New personal low