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cynicoren has written 11 reviews.
Cloverfield
Lame attempt of a modern version of "The Blair Witch Project". Difference is , "The Blair Witch Project" was much more reliable than this one.
Spoiler - I'm not sure that even Rambo will enter a collapsed building in a...
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Posted nov 30, 2008 4:27 am pt

You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Well, if you're not from the middle east you wouldn't understand half of the jokes. This movie is more like a collection of Israeli jokes in Adam Sandler's style than a movie.
So, as a movie its far from good, but as a (very) lightweight...
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Posted sep 22, 2008 3:54 am pt

Next
Totally watchable.
Nothing fancy, just another movie to pass time, and even if it sounds horrible, it is actually not.
The funny thing about the movie, that it was done in a way that I could guess what's coming next :) , a second...
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Posted sep 6, 2008 5:31 am pt

Aliens
This is the real deal. Alien 1 was just Ridley Scott showing some nice camera work. But that movie wasn't really scary, and the Alien looked like he was made of plastic (well, I guess it is anyway..), not really alive.
Here, the fright,...
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Posted mar 2, 2008 5:59 am pt

The Fog
Thought Carpenter wouldn't be a waste of time. Actually, it wasn't if you look at what he's done here. This movie is directed very nicely and in a very interesting way, but after the dust (or the Fog) sets, it's just another crappy horror flick.
Posted jan 25, 2008 5:06 am pt

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