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My Recent Reviews
cynicoren has written 13 reviews.
This movie is so bad, it's illegal in some states. It's so bad, they use it in Guantanamo to interrogate Mujaheddin terrorists.
I actually paid no to see its second half - I took a cab back on the recess.
It's an idiotic romance movie....
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I actually paid no to see its second half - I took a cab back on the recess.
It's an idiotic romance movie....
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Posted jul 14, 2009 3:03 am pt
Two words sums this movie up - mindless fun.
The feeling you get while watching, is that this is a superhero comics with some computer FPS mechanics, and everything can happen, sometimes crossing the line of ridiculous, but staying in the...
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The feeling you get while watching, is that this is a superhero comics with some computer FPS mechanics, and everything can happen, sometimes crossing the line of ridiculous, but staying in the...
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Posted apr 16, 2009 4:29 am pt
Lame attempt of a modern version of "The Blair Witch Project". Difference is , "The Blair Witch Project" was much more reliable than this one.
Spoiler - I'm not sure that even Rambo will enter a collapsed building in a...
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Spoiler - I'm not sure that even Rambo will enter a collapsed building in a...
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Posted nov 30, 2008 4:27 am pt
Well, if you're not from the middle east you wouldn't understand half of the jokes. This movie is more like a collection of Israeli jokes in Adam Sandler's style than a movie.
So, as a movie its far from good, but as a (very) lightweight...
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So, as a movie its far from good, but as a (very) lightweight...
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Posted sep 22, 2008 3:54 am pt
Totally watchable.
Nothing fancy, just another movie to pass time, and even if it sounds horrible, it is actually not.
The funny thing about the movie, that it was done in a way that I could guess what's coming next :) , a second...
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Nothing fancy, just another movie to pass time, and even if it sounds horrible, it is actually not.
The funny thing about the movie, that it was done in a way that I could guess what's coming next :) , a second...
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Posted sep 6, 2008 5:31 am pt
My Ratings
| 1. | The Proposal |
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| 2. | Shoot 'Em Up |
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| 3. | Evan Almighty |
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| 4. | Halloween |
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| 5. | Bad Santa |
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| 6. | I Think I Love My Wife |
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| 7. | Cloverfield |
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| 8. | Knocked Up |
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| 9. | Flags Of Our Fathers |
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| 10. | Tropic Thunder |
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