After the festivities of new year and endless funny but fatiguing family visits on the 1st the 2nd of January is the day that I really am unable to go to work. This year my wife was "on duty" and had to go to work…

8:00
[wife] So, if the kid is going to play outside, you clean up the closet in the garage and you can make dinner for when I come home tonight

[me] hmm, ok  kid outside , closet , dinner, see you tonight honey

8:30
[kid] Daddy, come and play Lego Star Wars II

10:30
[kid] If this level is finished I go and play outside

11:00
[kid ] Oh, it is raining now, can you help me with the next level?

12:30
[kid] Daddy can you make pancakes for me please?

13:15
[kid] It is still raining, come and continue star wars with me..

16:45
[kid] yes daddy, only one more level, please continue playing with me daddy

17:15
[wife] Where is the food?  What about the closet?
[me] Well it rained, and he couldn't go and play outside…