These commandments are being delivered to thee on the agreement that thou shalt obey...

1. Thou shalt not revieweth games falsely 
2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's game console
3. Thou shalt not asketh stupid questions
4. Thou shalt not cheateth on thine's games
5. Thou shalt not lieth about game matters
6. Thou shalt not becometh a troll
7. Thou shalt not speak of thy neighbors console in vain
8. Thou shalt not blameth the games for thine's own mistakes
9. Thou shalt not commit violence against thine's gaming console
10. Thou shalt go forth and spreadeth the good news of gaming