tatltat
Level 25
Defias Brotherhood
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  Well, the world started with an m&m. Yes, an m&m. A single, round, slightly flat piece of chocolate was covered in a brown colored candy. The three characters "M", "&", and "M" were fused to the top. This mitosis esque creation caused a seismic explosion that sent color flying through a large space of nothingness (which eventually became the universe). How a seismic explosion can trigger color in a world where there was no light, I dunno. I'm just listening to the voices in my head, geez! It's not like I was there. Ok, back to where I was. The color then fused to the new so called "m&m's" which multiplied to make a blue one, red one, and so on. Well, not all m&m's where perfect. A new, retarded kind of m&m was created. This seemingly nice and playful kind was first welcomed. Suddenly, the retarded m&m was found to be EVIL!!! Yes, a brave m&m spy found out that they were part of a cult which went by the slogan, "taste the rainbow." What was regarded as a simple gay group of fruity tasting m&m's went off to form a clan called the "Skittles." A war broke out amongst the peace loving m&m's and evil skittles. The m&m's where soon outnumbered. The skittles used their secret weapon of bad viral videos in movie theaters across the country including one terrible commercial called "sheep boy." The m&m's stood no chance. This war was waged on for years, and the m&m's somehow managed to survive and keep fighting. Through this and the help of evolution, buddha, jesus, and xenu all randomly reacting together created the universe. But the battle still wages on today. You can do something about this. Save the universe, WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!