And so Navi and Link left the Temple of Time. They gone into the Hyrule Market to find ReDeads.

Link: Ah mannnnnnnn. ReDeads. (Pulls out Sword only).

Link kills all of the ReDeads. Then He and Navi get out of the castle.

Navi: Soooo....I guess we go to Lon Lon Ranch first.

Link: Yep.

Several hours later.

Navi: Well, we finally found it.

Link: Yep.

Navi: Should we go in?

Link: Yep.

They go into the Ranch. They find Mr.Ingo standing, looking at them.

Link: Hello Mr.Ingo.

Ingo: Same right back at ya! Do ya folks wanna ride one of my horses for 50 rupees?

Navi: No. But can we(stoped by Link).

Link: Would I!!!!! (Pays Mr.Ingo 50 rupees).

Mr.Ingo opens the gate to the horses. Link plays Epona's Song, and Epona comes to him. Link gets on Epona and starts riding her.

Navi: ...........

Mr.Ingo: Boy! You sure are good riding that horse! What about you! Me! On a race around that fence?

Link: Ok!

(Ingo gets on his horse while Link comes over to Mr.Ingo on Epona).

Ingo: Ready......Set.....Go!

They start racing. Ingo slaps that horse's ass as hard and fast as he can but he can't keep up with Link. Link passes the finish line.

(Angry) Ingo : BOY!! HOW COULD YOU BEAT ME! Alright. This time, if you beat me. You get to keep that horse of yours. Deal?

Link: Ok. But wait, I gotta see someone.

Go inside the farm house and sees Malon. Malon sees Link, and rushes over to him and hugs him.

Link: ?

Malon : I'm glad you came back, Link! Mr.Ingo took over the ranch a while ago. Now my father has no place to work, and Ingo forces me to do everything.

Link listening to Malon : Blah Blah blah Blah Blah Blah.

Malon : I need you to help me.

Link: Ok, I will. And stop grabbing my ass.

Malon : (Stops grabbing the ass). By the way Link, do you want to get married with me when you get done with whatever your doing?

Link: No. (Crushes Malon's heart).

Captain Falcon comes in.

Captain Falcon : REJECTED! Don't ask how I got here.

Captain Falcon leaves, but Malon stops him.

Malon : What the **** Did you just say?!

Captain Falcon : FALCON PUNCH!!!! (Malon is sent flying. P.S.: She died).

Captain Falcon : I wouldn't have sex with her if I were you. She had AIDS.

Captain Falcon leaves and then uses his time machine device.

Link : WTF!?

To be continued!

I got Animal Crossing : City Folk too a few days ago. YOU JUST GOT REJECTED!