Ok, ok, so I go stay with my parents for the weekend and I come back to Gremlin Central on this friggin' site. What's the story? It taking ages to load the pages, and my Leela avatar keeps changing on an hourly basis - And I ain't touching nothin!! First it was that ugly wee orange haired guy (nothing against redheads btw....my mum has red hair!), then it changed to the Charlie's Angels logo - now that one WAS quite spooky because I'm a total CA nut (yes and I mean of the 70s show, not those terrible movies). Anyway, I'm now safely back in the hands of Leela, but for how long I wonder? As long as they don't change it to X Files or something equally awful (yeah that was for you J) cause I really don't DO sci-fi

Ooooh AND I can't get into other people's blog to read them. SO please don't think I'm ignoring you if I don't respond to your blog posts (Mary are you listening? )

Apart from my TV.com hell, I'm having a good day. Well I say good, but really it's more of a stressful day. I was rehearsing the kids for their January production of Aladdin today and I must say I have never seen so many 12 year old divas in one room. Here is a list of complaints I had to put up with today:

1. Do I HAVE to wear this?
2. Why am I standing at the back?
3. Do I not get to sing solo?
4. WHY do I not get to sing solo?
5. I can't follow this dance move.
6. I want a costume like hers.
7. Why do I only have 4 lines and she has 12?
8. Why do I only have 12 lines and he has 19?
9. Is this all I get to sing?
10. Can I not stand at the front?

And here were my LOVING responses to these *cute* little questions:

1. Ehhhh! Yeah!
2. Because you can't dance.
3. Nope!
4. Because you can't sing.
5. Maybe if you paid attention you could.
6. And I want to marry George Clooney.
7. Because she is older than you.
8. Because he is older than you.
9. Yip!
10. Nope!

So what do you think? Should I be named teacher of the year? I think I'm well on the way there! No, seriously I'm not a complete b***h! It's only to the 12 year old divas!

Caz