*in Philosophy class*
Friend: *holds out stapler* "Hey, Will, put your hand in here."
Me: "OK." (thinks) He'd never be dumb enough to actually close it on me. *puts hand in stapler*
*friend puts pressure on stapler*
Me: (thinks) Uh, he wouldn't be that dumb, would he?
*click*
Me: OW! WHAT THE F***!! YOU JUST STAPLED MY HAND YOU F***ING MORON!!
Teacher: Are you alright?
Me: No, I'm not alright. There's a staple in my hand.
Whole Class: ROFLCAKES
Long story short, it was stuck in my knucklebone. The first aid lady had to pull it out with tweezers.