I bought I sweet Samurai Champloo shirt today

so in honor of that

the song of the day is:

Battlecry 

Nujabes ft. Shing 02 

Last night at 5:35a.m. my two friends dropped by (they were drunk). So we start hanging out in my room... watching movies and such and then my brother walks in and hands one of my friends,(Robert) a Smirnoff and Jose Cuervo, the two main ingredients for a disasterous ending. Robert finishes both the Smirnoff and Jose Cuervo all by himself. Thiry minutes later .. he is crying and saying that he loves us. ... I, ofcourse, Laugh at him while my brother councils him. Then the horrible thing happens. I saw the signs, but I thought everyone else did too (I was wrong).

He then proceed to vomit ALL over MY floor. He didn't even try to make a run to the bathrrom, he just stood there. Finally after he sorta stopped my brother took him to the bathroom.

The first words from my mouth were "Damn it!"

Robert was in the bathroom throwing up in my sink while I asked myself "why! why did it have to happen in my room!!!!"

My brother tells me to clean it up BUT the meer sight of vomit makes me sick. So, my brother cleaned it up with MY towel! (Gross) While he's cleaning it he is examining it. I'm like "how can you stand there looking at it and smeling it?! you're gross!!!!!"

Then after Robert's done we offer him th bed so he can crash. He refuses and begins to apologize. We ask him why he won't just stay. You know what he says? " I can't . It smells like **** What?! He did that. The smell was so bad that even he couldn't stand it. It was his own vomit. He should sleep in it! He deserves to sleep near it!

Now i have to wait for the vacuum that cleans carpets to get  here... How bothersome

Tomorrow me and two of my friends are hopefully  going to see snakes on a plane. The movie that will end all movies. If my calculations are correct after my eyeballs have been burned with the image of Sam Jackson killing snakes (on a plane) the Earth shall float in on itself and the second coming of Jesus shall come. The armegaddon shall begin and ... ect. but the point is , I'm gonna see Snakes on a Plane. I'm thinking of taking fake snakes to the theater.... That would be awesome