Okay, let's get one thing straight. I am a condescending jackass who patronizes everything that breathes within a three mile radius. I'm sarcastic, mean-spirited, stuck up and pretentious. I would love nothing more than to have my opinions smeered on every piece of material on the internets. Have an opinion? It's false. Take mine instead. Feel free to read my game reviews, and agree with them. Feel my wrath if you do otherwise.