Woman stabs herself during Wiccan ceremony: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25803777/?GT1=43001

Pay attention to what kind of ceremony it's for. *giggle

This is so wrong there are no words: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,388501,00.html

I wonder how many people Carrot Top could sue if this goes to trial: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,389268,00.html

If my man said to me, "don't let the contraction be more than you", during one of my contractions, I'd rip his lips right off his freaking face: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,389269,00.html

Considering I always tried to get out of gym C-lass when I was actually in school... I can't see me giving this a shot now. And what's with the term "spastic ball"? Sounds like something a guy needs to see his doctor about: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080723/ap_on_re_us/adult_pe