In between working, I surf the net (I swear I have ADD and can't focus on one thing for too long!).

Here are stories I've come across today that either made me laugh or just flat out scared the hell out of me as to what the world is coming to.

I've never been really big Beyonce fan, but I'm sure as hell not going to give her a penny of my money after she pulls a stunt like this. Absolutely disgusting:

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/14/beyonces-new-brand-of-pedophilia-chic/

Now grant it, my local news station just did a story recently about people around here not getting punished enough for a DUI (and that made my blood boil enough), but in this case, these people don't even have the right to be here. I see no reason that once they've broken more laws that they shouldn't be sent packing. It's ridiculous pandering by politicos looking for votes by selling out the safety of the rest of us:

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/04/16/californias-assembly-dont-deport-illegal-alien-duis/

I just found this odd. I mean that they'd bother to make a statement about this. Although it goes with what I believe about the situation:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080513/ap_on_re_eu/vatican_aliens

OMG!!!!

I hate the ones I've got now. I sure hope these don't make it up here:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080514/ap_on_re_us/texas_ants

In the giggles categories:

These guys had hookers at their disposal and they chose to play "Halo"? Can you say NERD? My guess is it's the last time they'll be near a woman willing to get naked (even with money involved) for about 20 years. After that, it'll still probably require money:

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

And I thought people who dress up in Star Trek uniforms were funny:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24604338/?GT1=43001