When driving past a pedestrian jogging on the side of the road another car will ALWAYS be coming in the opposite direction at a distance that will ALWAYS make you pass simultaneously while you're swerving to avoid the stupid pedestrian. You never hit but you hold your breath as your sideview mirrors come within a hair's width.
I hate pedestrians, both virtual and real. Virtual pedestrians are suicidal, hell-bent on getting run over so you get heat/stars etc. from the police. They either run into the street or they're programed to dive out of the way but they dive INTO THE WAY OF YOUR CAR. Real pedestrians act like they own the world and jaywalk like they don't care that they're entering of the turf of big shiny metal things that go fast. Oh go ahead Madame Cellphone, cross the street at an odd angle, ensuring you're in the street for the longest possible time when the light is green, we don't have anywhere to go. RUN THE *BEEP* OVER! RUN HER OVER NOW! Ahem. I mean... aww forget it.