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Thursday, Apr 20, 2006
Carrie Ermence flushed down a wad of toilet paper she saw on the table-then she found out it contained her wedding ring,which her 6 year old daughter had washed.Two sanitation workers took pity,and in one of the dirtiest job imaginable, scoured the main sewer line for a full day.Beating the Million-to-1 odds they found the 1-carat marquee diamond ring in one of their nets."All of us at the same time literally said,"HOLY CRAP!!"
Shiet if i had done that for that woman she had better bend over and give me her CULO!!!
Remenber when women used to throw their panties at Tom Jones? well, times have changed.When comic Bob Saget did his standup routine at a University in illinios, gals pelted him with their TAMPONS with their number written on them!!"What made you think this was a good idea?" asked a startled Saget.
LMAO..Need i say anything else!!! Anyway seeing that this is thursday and by the time i go home(8am) i would be too tired to blog and will be sleeping, i figure this would do.
Oh, i almost forgot this Blog was presented by....
Shiet if i had done that for that woman she had better bend over and give me her CULO!!!
Remenber when women used to throw their panties at Tom Jones? well, times have changed.When comic Bob Saget did his standup routine at a University in illinios, gals pelted him with their TAMPONS with their number written on them!!"What made you think this was a good idea?" asked a startled Saget.
LMAO..Need i say anything else!!! Anyway seeing that this is thursday and by the time i go home(8am) i would be too tired to blog and will be sleeping, i figure this would do.
Oh, i almost forgot this Blog was presented by....
Wednesday, Apr 19, 2006
O.k..Yesterday i decide that i did not feel like eating out.Unlike many of you guys , i dont have someone too cook for me.I looked at my wallet and saw that i had $50 bucks and was ready to order something when i was like..Do i really want to eat take out food? I looked at my pantry and refrigirator and saw that i had plenty of cooking material.I took out some spanish Salchicha, Sofrito,Onions,tomatoes and some Pimientos from my fridge.In the pantry i took out Adobo, Sazon and Salt(all Goya produts).
I first cut up the onion and tomatoes, added some Olive Oil and the salchicha into the frying pan.Next i put the ingrindients from the pantry followed by the rice, added the water and then 30 mins later..BANG!! the rice was BANGING!! Oh damn i almost forgot that i also cooked some boiled platanos(Plantains).Everything came out perfect.See i don't just have skills in the cama, i have skills in the kitchen!!Now i don't want to hear that u F*****S (xcept the ladies)Have never cooked anything and if u say u don't then u know ur F*****G LYING!!
So that's it for my cooking Lessons, if u would like more detail cooking instructions please go to my web site at WWW.STFU.COM..Good Luck and Good Nite!!
I first cut up the onion and tomatoes, added some Olive Oil and the salchicha into the frying pan.Next i put the ingrindients from the pantry followed by the rice, added the water and then 30 mins later..BANG!! the rice was BANGING!! Oh damn i almost forgot that i also cooked some boiled platanos(Plantains).Everything came out perfect.See i don't just have skills in the cama, i have skills in the kitchen!!Now i don't want to hear that u F*****S (xcept the ladies)Have never cooked anything and if u say u don't then u know ur F*****G LYING!!
So that's it for my cooking Lessons, if u would like more detail cooking instructions please go to my web site at WWW.STFU.COM..Good Luck and Good Nite!!
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