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Friday, Jan 16, 2009

Hey here's my first review. its on Naruto Untimate Ninja Storm. Check it out!

its proably not the best review ever but its my first one, so enjoy!

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Posted by cant_shoot_this, 7:00pm
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Wednesday, Jan 14, 2009

BEFORE YOU START: plz note and be prepared for sadness, getting pissed off and joyfulness. Why? cuz no-scoping is quite hard and harder to use it acctully in real time but if used right IT LOOKS AND FEELS AWESOME!

hello by reading this i see you have a interest in the "no-scope". If you dont kno wut a no-scope IS, then i will tell you: a no-scope is a sniper shot that is shot without using a scope ( the thing tht u press L1 to use ), stupid? well if practised the no-scope can kill some1 in ONE shot (unless the person has jugernaut) and is very usefull and fun

SET UP: the basic set up for no-scoping is: a sniper ( M40A3 or R700 is recomended), the perks: bandolier ( or however its spelled ), stopping power, and steady aim. why these three perks? well u need badolier because u will be shooting alot so u need the extra ammo. u also need stopping power, this will get u the one shot one kill, and why steady aim? well steady aim is the MOST IMORTANT perk you need. Without it no-scoping will be 10x or more harder.

FUNDAMENTALS: the main or basic fundamentals are using the crosshairs ( the thing in the center of the screen tht is kind of in the shape of a cross ). the crosshairs is wut lets u kno WHEN to shoot and is the thing tht makes the shot go straight ( which is important ). Okay. when using the crosshairs wut u need to practise is seeing the crosshairs move out and in. if you look if you move in any direction then stop, the crosshairs will move inward as you stop. in tht motion of the crosshairs is wut will let you see when to shoot. now when to shoot, what you do or try to do is shoot when the crosshairs move inward ( this is the most or one of the most important things ) now if you get it right and shoot when they move in your shot should go somewhat or exactly straight. This is the basic no-scope but now try killing people with that while trying not to be kill at the same time. Sounds hard huh? But luckly people have found other ways to no-scope making it easier to kill people and avoid getting killed yourself.

Basic Shots: the most basic shot is the G-shot. THE G-SHOT: in this shot all you have to do is move in any direction, stop, then shot as the crosshairs move in, but being vert simple it is kind of hard to use in close range but the shot is the most accurate so is best for mid to long ranges. Next we have to JUMP SHOT: in this shot all you've got to is is jump, and at the point where you start to fall ( at hightest jump point ) you shoot. this shot is very usefull when in close range because you can run around with it. Next is the FALL SHOT: this shot is only used when falling of a building or a higher platform ( basicly when you are on a higher place than your target ) the fall shot is very simple cuz it is just a evoled version of the jump shot. what you do is fall off something (dont jump off something too high unless your pro and can time it right, if you can do tht it looks pro! but you will die ) then as you fall you shoot at the highest point of the fall thats why it is easier to jump off instead of just falling because you get more time. but when you shoot you MUST aim above the targets head. Next is the 360 SHOT : the 360 shot is the samething as the fall shot but wut you do is you use the right stick to spin in a 360 ( all the way around ) while in mid air then shoot ( this is hard to master because timing is hard ) but this shot if done correctly looks godly. but remember the shot is easier when falling because you are harder to shoot but you can do the shot on the ground. NEXT up is the 180 SHOT: wut u do is the same as the 360 shot. wut u do is instead of going 360 you do a 180 ( turn around ) and then shoot but should only be use in the air but shoot right when you turn around. Next we have the CROUCH SHOT: in this shot wut u do is u press circle ( default controls ) to crouch and as you go downward you shoot good for close to mid. ranges this is a good shot for beginners becuz it is also very simple and you can move more freely. Next we have the SWITCH SHOT: the switch shot is very usefull and should be mainly used in close range becuz you have to have the target in the crosshairs ( oviously ) but you have to see the name of the target in red.if you're lucky you can kill them a bit out farther. in this shot wut u do is you quickly press triangle twice ( the switch weapons button ) to switch to your pistol but pressing it twice will bring your sniper back up ( sometimes you might switch to your pistol by accident ) wut it will look like is like is you're sniper is going up sharply on your 1st person screen the back down. but all you have to do is double tap triangle then press R1 or shoot ( R1 is the shoot button ).Next is the PRONE SHOT : this shot is hands down the easiest to use but if you miss you mght get killed. wut you do is go prone ( lay down ) then shoot. Thts it cuz laying down or going prone, if you havnt noticed, makes you crosshairs smaller. Next is the.. umm idk wut to really call it. its like hard to name it. for now i will call it the CRAZY SHOT : i call it the crazy shot becuz wut u do is right when you shoot you move the right stick in any direction VERY SHARPLY ( it must be very sharply or it wont work. ) that is the basics to tht shot and like all of it, just shoot, and move sharply the right stick but the reason i call it the CRAZY SHOT is becuz when you sharply move the right stick after you shoot you look a bit crazy in the kill cam ( if you kill the person ) and on your screen.

These are the basic shots and from what i've seen, the most used. if you want to see how the shot looks like just go on youtube and type the name of the shot with the name cod4 in front or on the back of it.

Thank you for reading and plz comment for questions etc.

Now go out there and attemp to kill people. HAPPY HUNTING!

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Posted by cant_shoot_this, 7:35pm
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Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009

Hey creapers and stalkers reading this just cuz i can pwn u in cod4. lol just kidding. Dont hate. Well i joined quite a long time ago but was to lazy to make a blog so here it is!

hmmm, I enjoy 1st person shooters and swordplay games at most. But im also into games like mgs4 ( and if you call me a "noob" for not knowing or caring wut TYPE of game it is then ur a geek XP ) also i think games like dead space are fun. also i like games that are.... hmm wuts the word?... umm rpgs? no and not the thing tht blows ppl up. umm my favourite game so far (plz note "SO FAR") is cod4 (and for u "noobs" dont kno the game is really called Call of Duty Four). In cod4 i am at the rank of golden cross and so far i have a golden AK47, but right now i mostly or try to no-scope.

sooo yeahh thts like wut games i like and stuff... look forward to nooby reviews and stuff..

(psn: cant_shoot_this)

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