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Monday, Jun 8, 2009

but can you has a good comedy movie?

NO **** YOU

Monday, May 25, 2009

9

I saw this trailer at the theaters and holy **** does it look awesome. I mean, it's a WESTERN CG animated film for MATURE audiences. It's about time! Not to mention that it has Elijah Wood. Really. This movie looks so badass and I can't wait to see it. To top it off, it has Welcome Home by Coheed And Cambria in the trailer.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Uh oh... UH OH

Calculating BS...

What's its BS level?

OVER 9000!!!

THIS IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING HOLLYWOOD.

Lisianthus doesn't approve

Bears are going extinct and all you people can do is watch a stupid parady movie

Kung Lao thinks this looks like GARBAGE

Then Arcueid's liek WTF

Good god. Seriously....

TAKE IT ALL. IF ITS PANCAKES YOU WANT JUST TAKE THEM ALL

I can has good comedy movie? NO **** YOU

BULL*** DOES NOT COMPUTE. TOO. SMART. TO. LIKE. PARODY. MOVIE.

Oh, look! A distraction!

I have a dream... that people from all countries, people of all skin, race, hair color, and sexual orientation can all unite under one banner and purge this load of anus from Hollywood.

LONG LIVE THE ONION. ALL HAIL CEILING CAT.

And LEAVE THE MODERATORS ALONE!

AND LEAVE REGULAR PEOPLE ALONE! WE'RE A HUMAN! WE DONT WANT YOUR ANAL COMEDY MOVIES ANYMORE! EVEN BRITNEY SPEARS IS STARTING TO HAVE SOME SORT OF PURPOSE FOR EXISTANCE!

Oh, and Obama had a fro

But THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. We have millions of dollars going towards an awful movie... WHERE IS LONGCAT WHEN YOU NEED HIM? Oh, wait.

I'm hungry for some serious justice... I mean, seriously. I'm hungry for a solution to stop ****ty parody movies... I'm also hungry for soem Pizza Hut. I liek pizza hut

But BACK ON TOPIC. WE NEED TO RAISE AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE CAPABLE OF FIGHTING AGAINST THESE MOVIES. YOU HAVE MY SWORD. AND MY BOW. AND MY AXE! AND SHANA

Quires Taco Bell? NO! No quiero taco bell. Quiero menos peliculas de bull****!

We have liftoff... PROCEED TO EAT CANDY

-----------------------------------------------------

Gotta calm down...

Anyways, it appears that another horrible parody movie is on its way. If I could regenerate parts of my body, I would be ripping out a very vital external organ before I ever submit myself to watching another inhumanity to man.

But there's actually some hope on this one. It's not directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. However, the writers have connections to the first Scary Movie, which was partially acceptable despite being mostly mediocre. I'm not sure if that makes any sense, but the absence of those two directors-those two ****faces that are a disgrace to cinema-already make Dance Flick have a chance.

Just to be safe, I recommend throwing your money towards something good. You know that Hershey bar at the local Super America? That's a nice place to start.

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