Okay.
So.
The next few paragraphs you are about to read are exploding with rage and annoyance. I need to rant my effin' head off before I explode and take it out on people who don't deserve my anger.
So, first, we've got the undying matter of the Wikipedia page. Was there a war? Apparently. But my fellow shipmates did not know about this. So, it's basically a war that the other side thought we were having, but the other, other side didn't know we were having. *goes crosseyed*. Well, see, let me just put it this way. PEOPLE. ALL SHIPPERS. ON BOTH SIDES. THIS WIKI SHMATT IS NOT A WAR. DON'T MAKE IT ONE. LEAVE OLIVER'S GODDANG PAGE ALONE. HIS SOLE ROLE IN HANNAH MONTANA IS NOT TO BE MERELY PAIRED OFF WITH ONE OF THE GIRLS. HE IS A HUMAN BEING ON HIS OWN, WITHOUT MILEY OR LILLY ATTACHED TO HIM, MMKAY?
Second, the Urban Dictionary stuff.
This really goes to show how mature the majority of each ship's side is. We have ONE definition. 29 up, 61 downs for it. Very mature for the other side. Way to go and look up our name and blam the frick out of it.
Loliver's definition? They have three. 141 up, 28 down. The second, 73 up, 15 down. Still faring better than the molivers'. The third? 59 up, 12 down.
What the hell? And us, the molivers, are the ones that apparently always harp on, and complain about the other side, right? WRONG. We don't go around trying to bring down others' ships! This is pure proof of that! Even I, a currently hotheaded POed moliver, didn't even TOUCH ANY thumbs downs for ANY of the loliver definitions.
Third.
People who go on endlessly about what the other ship is doing. Like "oooh, I don't understand why they think this and why they don't love our ship! They're so stupid! and I don't get how they like this and don't see that, and blah blah freakin' blah! Oh and I got cancer when I googled them and saw some pictures of their ship!"
Well... darlings... Mind ya freakin' business. Ya. Don't like somethin'? Don't look it up, right? Don't understand something? Participate. Ask questions. Maybe someone can HELP you understand, and show you how utterly ridiculous you sound.
Fourth.
Hypocrites. People who go on about how their ship and all their shipmates were Godsends, and how they DON'T betch about everything. Well, I guess that's cool. If you say that and you actually really don't pry in other peoples' business, and betch about the other ship for all the world to see, and your shipmates actually ARE basically saintly Godsent shippers.
But, you know.
It's really hypocritical if you claim to be angels, and then go ahead and betch about everything under the sun.
Fifth.
This might be my worse pet peeve at the moment... but, people who subtly try to outshine the opposing ship, even when said people have been spoiled with 2934872938 episodes of their ship's interractions.
For example, a certain episode comes on, with certain moments, that a certain ship might like. But the opposing ship must always ruin the certain ship's fun, and dominate, and not even throw the certain ship a FREAKIN' BONE EVEN AFTER THEIR SHIP DIDN'T HAVE ANY INTERACTIONS WHATSOEVER FOR 2394582394 EPISODES! I mean, WHY? Why would people do that? And hypothetically speaking, if this certain ship were MY ship...
WHY can't we squeal at moments without being pooped on by the other ship?
WHY can't we have our own reoccuring moments without them being stolen - without trying to be outshone by the other ship?
And please, PLEASE, tell me WHY we aren't allowed to be happy when our ship interracts! PRAY TELL. Why aren't we allowed to jump for joy for our ship - why aren't we allowed to be happy when we finally get an episode with significant interraction between our characters!?
It's.
Not.
Fair.
... well, I'm still feeling extremely hotheaded at the moment. I think the best thing for me to do at the moment is to sleep it off.
Feel free to agree, or scoff at this post and pretend none of it is true.