I finally decided to get rid of my douche bag user-name

heres my new profile.

LiquidLucas009

The dude is a F***N DOUCHE BAG. Aren't Gamers are supposed to be the most down to earth, charming, and admirable people on earth? We're all beautiful superior beings who bring light to the world, but not this guy. In fact he deserves a name lower than a gamer, A BAD gamer. For now on there should be a new word for embarrassing gamers like this these. Maybe BA-Gamer, or BlackMag-Ba-Gamer. idk but The n00b went berserk because i coughed during his gey Halo 3 online sessions. And i wasnt even trying to be annoying, i was seriously near the brig of drowning in my own lemonade. The dude spazzes like "GET the F***K out OF MY ROOM!!". *Psh. Not my fault you cant handle the intense MLB competition.

Okay. Not to long ago, some time towards the end of September, my beloved Xbox 360 was made a paper weight thanks to the plague we all know as, The Red Ring of Death. After constantly repeating myself speaking slowly, and trying to explain why I'm calling to some unprofessional, Microsoft agents that speak broken English; Thinking to myself: A Hindi to English translator will come in handy now, I finally received my....well my replaced or should i say "refurbished"(Microsoft thinks there so cool with their big stupid words)unit. And to think waiting 5 and a half weeks was bad enough, Microsoft had the audacity to repay me with...get this, A COPY OF CHARLETTE'S WEB ON DVD. Gee thanks Microsoft for your THOUGHTFUL gift of an hour and a half of babbling animals!!! My pain of being separated from my life just suddenly faded away as if this never happened. Way to show costumer appreciation! Come on Microsoft, even Hitler doesn't deserve such inhumanity.