When I was 14, I was kissed by both my (male) English teacher & (female) music teacher (for totally different reasons) I'm still not sure what long term effects it's had on me.
If my bother had been a girl he'd have been my sister wouldn't he?
Why is out of all the supermarket chains only co-operative do funerals? And have a political party?
Mr Krabbs is a crab but his daughter is a whale? I mean what the heck?
I wonder if Del Boy has ever put all his old junk for sale on eBay?
"In the old days you could leave you're door open and no-one would steal anything" - Perhaps because there wasn't anything worth stealing?
Why are they called Cream Crackers when there's no cream in them?
If I became immortal ever I'd totally make the most of it and drink battery acid and throw myself off tall buildings etc
This isn't exclusive to here I'm going to posting it on 2 other blogs of mine eleswhere each day, but given that my head is such an usual place and it would fry 'average' peoples heads to see what kicks around in it. Thought I'd start writing out some of daily thoughts on a notepad. (Then putting them on the web in my 3 blogs)
Day 1: 22 June 2009
If it's got magic in it, you have to let logic go in order to enjoy it. Just like you have to let logic go to still believe in an invisible sky daddy (but somehow it's different, an argument which is itself illogical)
If Buzz Lightyear didn't think he was a toy then why didn't he talk to humans?
Tomorrow is only today when you get there. That also means that yesterday was tomorrow, the day before yesterday.
Why won't Gordon Brown just call an election? Because he knows he will loose it. There is no other rational, logical reason.
Is conforming a sign of weakness? Yes
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